This story is a little old, but I just came from grading papers at work and I saw the students who originated this story.
Classes are set up with two 50 minutes halves split by a 10 minute break. The students’ break is usually consumed by correcting their homework or quiz and test mistakes, but sometimes they’re able to eke out a few minutes to run around the hallways. One day, this kid Marks (you read that right) lurches up to me hugging another boy (Wilson) tight and giggles “Teacher, we are G-A-Y!”
Um, what?! So I told them, “OK, cool, but you cannot kiss anybody in class,” which I think was not the reaction they were looking for. They didn’t figure on a teacher from Los Angeles!