Today, Brian, one of my noisy students, was babbling like a loon when everyone else was speaking English. When I asked what he was speaking, he had no answer, so I said it wasn’t Chinese, it wasn’t English, it wasn’t Taiwanese and it wasn’t Japanese, so I didn’t want to hear it. A minute later, after everyone had moved on, he came back with “Teacher, it’s Brianese.”
Impressive! I had to tell him that it wasn’t Brianese class, but he took it well.